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The Top Football Hotties

(a.k.a. sweeeeeeeeeetest members of the NFL)

Purpose: In case I need to explain why this silly page exists, Clark is in awe of how I can not only appreciate the game of football, but also the rear-ends of football. In honor of my constant, sometimes perverse, comments made during most all football games regarding the physical attributes (not necessarily athletic) of the fine men on the field, I offer these humble lists.

Note: Most recent update includes not only new additions, but a completely new format.

Top 10 Quarterbacks

Top 10 Kickers/Punters

Other Notable Mentions:

Nicest Smile in the NFL:

Matt Hasselbeck #11 QB Green Bay Packers

Cutest Running Backs:

Mike Alstott #40 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Dorsey Levens #25 Green Bay Packers

Funniest Name on a Jersey:

Smoker (Jeff Smoker QB #9 Michigan State Spartans [Big 10 Conference])

College Cuties:

Brooks Bollinger    QB    #5    Wisconsin Badgers (Big Ten)
Tim Hasselbeck    QB    #7    Boston College Eagles (Big East)
Dan Nystrom    K    #28    Minnesota Golden Gophers (Big Ten)
Matt Senneca    QB    #4    Penn State Nittany Lions (Big Ten)
Ryan Primanti    K    #29    Penn State Nittany Lions (Big Ten)

Best Florida State QB from St. Paul:

Chris Weinke

Heisman Pick:

Drew Brees QB #15 Purdue Boilermakers (Big Ten)

Rose Bowl Pick:

Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Arizona State Sun Devils